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a notice:

The occupants of Rm. 608 in Culbertson Hall at Moody Bible Institute in Chicago, Illinois, are looking for members. The two persons in question--young men aged nineteen and twenty--are looking for members for their club.

These two young men have determined to start a club which will service and make better their college, city, and world. Initially they were going to coin it the "608 Club"--but after much evaluation they realized that the membership, though dedicated, might be lower than what they were looking for. They also discussed a number of other ideas, including an all-female club, of which they would be senior officers.

One of the founders-to-be suggested an art club. The other founder-to-be is doing his homework.

Please do not attempt to contact us in regards to this matter; the criteria for membership has not yet been determined. If you do contact us before it has been determined you will not be admitted. And your house will be bombed.

 

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